- Why is it so dark out and it is only 4:30?
- Why did the Interim dean schedule a faculty meeting on the last day of finals week that barely achieved a quorum, had nothing of substance in it, and finished in half an hour?
- Why, when you order stamps from USPS online, does it take 7-10 days to ship? IT IS THE POST OFFICE!
- Why did our festive holiday lunch run out of finger food ten minutes into the event?
- Why am I so tired?