Carole asked who would I want to save me if I've been abducted in TV land. Let's see:
1. Dr. House: he would know immediately if there was something oddly wrong with me. Plus he could beat people with his cane.
2. Liz Lemon: she would get to the bottom of it, immediately.
3. Jim from the Office.
4. Pam from the Office. Just because they would calm things down.
5. Mr. Carson from Downton Abbey. He could loudly call my name and find me.
6. Mrs Patmore from Downton Abbey. She would beat up someone with her spoon.
7. Tom the Chauffeur/Son in Law from Downton Abbey. Just because he is one of two people with a lick of sense there.
8. Violet, the Dowager Countess. She's the other.
9. Luther, because Idris Elba.
10. Jimmy from The Wire, just because he is so likeable and so bad.